richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
definitely-thor: artistic-elements: [ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND ]
lolsofunny: abiak: ‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’ (lol here!)
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
Ando tan perdida por esa wea de eurovision
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lucifersblog: d3florate: psychoprism: yoloween: hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment. You guys are alright.